In the early 1980s, The C.I.A was deep into opening up parallel dimensions to see into our possible future using JumpRooms, Tesseracts, The Montauk Chair and devices like the Chronovisor and the Yellow Book given to Humankind by the E.T.s. Through years of exploration, the government came to the conclusion that A.I. would eventually take… Continue reading WHISTLEBLOWER states Government’s travels into PARALLEL DIMENSIONS concludes A.I. Takes over ALMOST ALL TIMELINES!!!
IS Bigfoot A TIME TRAVELLER from the past!?!? Did he AFFECT our FUTURE?!?!
It was End times for Humanity, Mankind had reached M.A.D. (Mutually Assured Destruction) with nuclear war options. Every human on the planet was threatened to be wiped out of existence. One of the Ancestral Primates, commonly known as Bigfoot, was roaming around in a dense forest, you know...just chillin...doing Bigfoot stuff. He saw the destruction… Continue reading IS Bigfoot A TIME TRAVELLER from the past!?!? Did he AFFECT our FUTURE?!?!
Britney Saves Texas from Bat Like Creatures with Auto Tuned Hits!!!
As predicted from a time traveller, in 2032 Britney will save the entire state of Texas from demons from the bowels of HELL!! As reported from the time traveller: It was a dark and stormy night in October when Britney Spears stepped onto the stage to perform at the biggest concert of her career. She… Continue reading Britney Saves Texas from Bat Like Creatures with Auto Tuned Hits!!!
Did George Clinton and Eminem bring about the end of the world with Alien Music Collab??
Can u imagine this Cosmic FUNKADELIC creation?!? The Zaddian are a species on the brink of SELF-DESTRUCTION!!!THEY'VE allowed their species to solely focus on one aim, technological innovation and forgotten about enriching their species.The Zaddians have one last hope in the universe to save their wiltering species from artistic depression and deprivation. The Zaddians came… Continue reading Did George Clinton and Eminem bring about the end of the world with Alien Music Collab??
Alien Tekashi 6ix 9ine RELEASED from Prison on the Heels of the Mafia of F.A.T Mothers (Females Against Tattoos) Mothers!?!? Mothers Plead with the courts to give him Community Service To Remove Their Children’s Face Tattoos so they can bring their Sons to Thanksgiving Dinner Again!!
The Alien Known as Tekashi 6ix 9ine!! Inspiring the destruction of society by promoting facial tattoos!! ALIENS W/FACIAL TATTOOS VS. F.A.T. MOMS!?!?! F.A.T. Moms who will stop at NOTHING to protect their babies from this ALIEN THREAT!!! Alien Tekashi 6ix 9ine RELEASED from Prison on the Heels of the Mafia of F.A.T Mothers (Females Against… Continue reading Alien Tekashi 6ix 9ine RELEASED from Prison on the Heels of the Mafia of F.A.T Mothers (Females Against Tattoos) Mothers!?!? Mothers Plead with the courts to give him Community Service To Remove Their Children’s Face Tattoos so they can bring their Sons to Thanksgiving Dinner Again!!
“I Kissed a Girl … Alien, and I liked it…”
In 1925, During the gold rush, diggers in Coloma had set their eyes on riches and were solely focused on making their lives much easier. Gold would forever change the future of those fortunate enough to find large stockpiles on their claims. But one claim in particular had much more than just gold. It also… Continue reading “I Kissed a Girl … Alien, and I liked it…”
The 1914 Tarkhan/Reptilian War
In 1914, Rhinoceros looking aliens came to earth in search of sanctuary. They had disrupted plans of the Reptilian race that had been taking over galaxy upon galaxy. The Rhinoceros aliens from planet Sharpina had devastated their long distant communications technology. They had also managed to take down a few of the reptilians destroyers who… Continue reading The 1914 Tarkhan/Reptilian War
Military Wiped Out by Aliens, Dads are Asked to sign up for WAR!! Dad tells son to hold his beer, he’ll be right back!!
In an unprecedented action, the President calls upon all Fathers to sign up for war against the Alien Arachnid Threat that single-leggedly wiped out our entire military in one fell spinning of a web and trapping them. The President offered 1 Million dollars per enlistment, The President declared "no matter the age, no matter the… Continue reading Military Wiped Out by Aliens, Dads are Asked to sign up for WAR!! Dad tells son to hold his beer, he’ll be right back!!
Time Traveler Comes back from the Future, Says Snoop Dogg BECOMES U.S. President!!
President Snoop Dogg According to reports, a time traveler came back from the future and to inform and insipre the U.S. about the Future where Snoop Dogg has become president!! (Reports state this time traveler was very frazzled and went by the name Doc Brown and stated he had to go save Marty and left… Continue reading Time Traveler Comes back from the Future, Says Snoop Dogg BECOMES U.S. President!!
Is Lil Wayne a Gremlin-like Alien???
Well, if you are familiar with Lil Wayne you already know he is synonymous with facial tattoos, drinking lean, the strangest alien like rap voice, and many, many rap accolades, but is he an alien from another planet? Let's explore... First we have the tattoos: Dude has over 85 tattoos. That alone has led one… Continue reading Is Lil Wayne a Gremlin-like Alien???
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